LAST SEEN: Passed out at a bus stop, wearing a Burger King crown
OCCUPATION: Sells encyclopedias door to door
INTERESTS: Bar nuts, BBW, and Billy Joel
LAST ITEMS FOUND BETWEEN CUSHIONS: An expired bus pass and ten packets of ketchup
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